The son of a chess czar, he was cloned in a government lab and raised amongst wild chimpanzees until the age of 8. At which time his memory was erased and replaced with the memories of a normal 12 year old. As a result, he was sent to live in a commune where he was taught the lambada (the forbidden dance) and became a black belt in kuk sool won. We met on the subway in Vancouver, when he was demonstrating his tabla skills on the subway for money.
We’ve shared many life altering experiences in our growing friendship. We single handedly thwarted the Canadian separatists movement and stopped the production of the matrix 4. All the while developing machines capable of replacing government workers. She’s a fantastic underwater basket weaver and a champion in organ donation. She donates organs just never her own so don’t piss her off.
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